Post by Mikazuki on Jun 26, 2005 0:24:54 GMT -5
The Adventures of a Stupid Dalmation
Dedicaited to Maggs.
Chapter 1
Once, there was a wolf-coyote, named Maggie. And there was her 'arch foe' named Ricki, the Dalmation. One day Ricki was was following Maggie and he said:
"Hi, Maggs. I brought you a present!"
"Oh great, go away, Ricki!" Maggie yelled, and at that, she sprouted wings and flew off.
"Aww, man!" Ricki yelled. "She'll never get my present now..."
Meanwhile, Maggie flew on and on.
"Ha! Lost 'em!" She shighed with releaf. "I better make a stop by Harley's to tell her the good news!" The coy-wolf said, as she swooped down to her buddies den.
"Harley, Harley!" Maggie said. "I gave Ricki the best ditch ever!!!" She paused.
"It's like me mind and body knew what I wanted to do, then I just... Sprouted wings!" She shouted inthusiasticaly.
"Ma-ia-hiii! Ma-ia-huu! Ma-ia-hoo! Ma-ia-ha--! HEY! Say what, girl?! Ya know these headphones are new!"
"Sorry, Harley, but did ya hear anything I said!?" Maggie yelled.
"Ummm... I heard Dan, Arseine, Radu and the dead lady..." Harley said quietly.
"Well I just sprouted wings!" Maggie said.
Harley's eyes just widned.
"But that's not even half of it!" Maggie said, as she told her friend of how she ditched Ricki.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Read chapter two ASAP!
Chapter 2
Harley's face lit up immidiatly.
"Brilliant, very, brilliant! THAT'S IT, MAGGS!!" Harley said with exitement.
"The guys r' goin' down!" The jet back pup said with an evil look on her face.
Maggie just looked puzzled.
"How?" She asked.
"We will tease, torment, and ditch them bad! They'll just have to go find some others to cling on to. Will tourture them untill they promise to obey our EVEY command! Muamuahahahaha!" Harley laughed.
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The day after Ricki got that powerful, winged ditch, he came over to the Muttly residence.
Ricki rang the doorbell.
"DAVID!!! SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR, HONEY! COME AND GET IT!" He herd a female voice say, as a butt pressed up aginst the window.
Mutt's grandmother... Ricki thought.
"Okay, okay, Mother." Mutt's father said.
He opened the door slowly, to find Ricki standing there red eyed.
"Well hello there, Rickster! You've come to see young Mutly I suppose." He paused.
"My I ask why your eyes are so red, have you been crying?- You don't have to answer if you don't want." The fat Lab, Chinese Rat Dog asked.
"Oh, nothing, Mr. Muttly, nothing..." Ricki said.
"Well okay then, he's uptairs in his room, bud." Hope ya feel better.
When Ricki got up to Mutt's room he saw all the usual Zidane, Pelle, and all sorts of soccer player crap n' posters. But to Ricki they wern't crap. They were amazing.
"Hey, mini me! What's shakin'!?" Mutt said. (To point out, Mutt addressed Ricki as "Mini Me" cause of his liking for soccer. Not cause of his size, plus, Ricki is atleast 3 inches taller than Mutt. Even though Ricki is younger.)
Back to the story:
"Not that great..." Ricki replied."
"Why?" Mutt asked.
So Ricki told the Corgi, GSD, Labrador, Chinese Rat Dog mutt the story of how Maggie ditched him.
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Chapter 2 will be continued laiter.
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Chapter 2 Continued
"Tough," Mutt said. "I'm shure she's just playin' hard to get, like my babe, Harley for example..." Mutt said, the thought of Harley made him drool a bit.
"Dude, your droolin'" Ricki said.
"Oh- Huh? Say what!? Oh, sorry." Mutt said turning red.
"BOYS!! LUNCH IS READY!" Mutt mamma, mamma yelled.
"Coming Grandma!" Mutt yelled.
"C'mon, Mini me, lets go before Josiph eats all the sandwitches!" Mutt coaxed.
"Shure!" Ricki said. "Sandwitches aways chear me up!"
They ran downstairs as fast as they could.
"Beat it, Joe! Give us some!" The young dog barked to his "little" bro.
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Meanwhile, while Ricki and Mutt were munching on subs, Maggie and Harley were plotting, drawing, doing voodoo, and there usual to do's, sauntering around the house like mad fillys.
"Heh, lookie here, Maggs. It's Loki and Syd!" Harley laughed, as she held up a pincil pic of her older bro, with his friend, looking drunk, and dancing like mad.
"Cool, man!" Maggie said. "Looki at mine!" Maggie held up a pic of herself and Harley holding spraypaint cans, and they had written "Ricki and Mutt eat crap!" in caps on a Chinese resturant sign.
Harley coulden't help but laugh.
"Outta my room, Harley!" Loki's voice said as he stomped up the stairs, leading to the third floor.
"Fine!" Harley shouted. "C'mon, Maggie. Lets leave lover boy to himself..."
"Shut it, perv!" Loki yelled. "And out before I get mom!"
"Sheesh!" Harley said as she and Maggie walked down the stairs.
Maggie just looked confused.
"Ya'll arn't that tight." She said.
"Well you and Cenders ain't eather, homie!" Harley siad.
"Yeah, quite right, quite right" Maggie confessed.
CONTINUED...
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Chapter 3
As soon as the boys finished there subs, they were immidiatly upstairs,
"Hmmm... What should we do, Mutt?" Ricki asked.
"I really dunno... But maby, we try giving them flowers, or chocolates, or somthing bigger..." Mutt said at his grin got wider and wider.
"What's that?" Ricki asked, exitedly
"A DOUBE DATE!!!" Mutt said.
"Ummm I dinno if they woul-" Ricki tryed to say. But Mutt cut him off.
"Ohh yes they will...." The mix of a dog said.
"I can't wait!" Ricki said.
"Mmmmhmm..." Mutt said, an evil look on his face.
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Meanwhile...
Maggie and Harleyate there dinner at Maggie's.
"So what's up, girls?" Kya asked the two plotting canids.
"Oh nothing, Mom..." Magoe said.
"Mmmhmmm..." Cenders chimed in.
"Can it, nasty!" Maggie said.
"Girls!" Maverick, Maggies father barked.
"Sorry..." The coyote-wolves said in unicen.
"What's up with you, Harley?" Cenders asked the jet black pup.
"Well we're hoping we could spend the night together.. Is that okay with you, Kya?" Harley asked.
"Shure! Is Tiki okay with Maggs sleeping over?" Kya asked.
"Oh yes! I very shure she is, and thank you so much for dinner, Kya!" Harley said.
"Yeah1 it was great!" Maggie said.
"Okay then, bye, girls!" Kya siad.
So they Walked back over to Harley's.
"Ooooh! Wanna sleep on the trampoliene?!"Maggie asked.
"Yeeeah!" Harley said.
They got all there blankets (Cause even in Houston, it's cold in December.)
But there most important object was Harley's CD player and her O-zone CD.
"BOO-YAH!" Harley barked.
"Totaly!" Maggie announced.
They partyed to Fiesta all night. Wohoo! Lol.
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More to come very soon!
Dedicaited to Maggs.
Chapter 1
Once, there was a wolf-coyote, named Maggie. And there was her 'arch foe' named Ricki, the Dalmation. One day Ricki was was following Maggie and he said:
"Hi, Maggs. I brought you a present!"
"Oh great, go away, Ricki!" Maggie yelled, and at that, she sprouted wings and flew off.
"Aww, man!" Ricki yelled. "She'll never get my present now..."
Meanwhile, Maggie flew on and on.
"Ha! Lost 'em!" She shighed with releaf. "I better make a stop by Harley's to tell her the good news!" The coy-wolf said, as she swooped down to her buddies den.
"Harley, Harley!" Maggie said. "I gave Ricki the best ditch ever!!!" She paused.
"It's like me mind and body knew what I wanted to do, then I just... Sprouted wings!" She shouted inthusiasticaly.
"Ma-ia-hiii! Ma-ia-huu! Ma-ia-hoo! Ma-ia-ha--! HEY! Say what, girl?! Ya know these headphones are new!"
"Sorry, Harley, but did ya hear anything I said!?" Maggie yelled.
"Ummm... I heard Dan, Arseine, Radu and the dead lady..." Harley said quietly.
"Well I just sprouted wings!" Maggie said.
Harley's eyes just widned.
"But that's not even half of it!" Maggie said, as she told her friend of how she ditched Ricki.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Read chapter two ASAP!
Chapter 2
Harley's face lit up immidiatly.
"Brilliant, very, brilliant! THAT'S IT, MAGGS!!" Harley said with exitement.
"The guys r' goin' down!" The jet back pup said with an evil look on her face.
Maggie just looked puzzled.
"How?" She asked.
"We will tease, torment, and ditch them bad! They'll just have to go find some others to cling on to. Will tourture them untill they promise to obey our EVEY command! Muamuahahahaha!" Harley laughed.
----------
The day after Ricki got that powerful, winged ditch, he came over to the Muttly residence.
Ricki rang the doorbell.
"DAVID!!! SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR, HONEY! COME AND GET IT!" He herd a female voice say, as a butt pressed up aginst the window.
Mutt's grandmother... Ricki thought.
"Okay, okay, Mother." Mutt's father said.
He opened the door slowly, to find Ricki standing there red eyed.
"Well hello there, Rickster! You've come to see young Mutly I suppose." He paused.
"My I ask why your eyes are so red, have you been crying?- You don't have to answer if you don't want." The fat Lab, Chinese Rat Dog asked.
"Oh, nothing, Mr. Muttly, nothing..." Ricki said.
"Well okay then, he's uptairs in his room, bud." Hope ya feel better.
When Ricki got up to Mutt's room he saw all the usual Zidane, Pelle, and all sorts of soccer player crap n' posters. But to Ricki they wern't crap. They were amazing.
"Hey, mini me! What's shakin'!?" Mutt said. (To point out, Mutt addressed Ricki as "Mini Me" cause of his liking for soccer. Not cause of his size, plus, Ricki is atleast 3 inches taller than Mutt. Even though Ricki is younger.)
Back to the story:
"Not that great..." Ricki replied."
"Why?" Mutt asked.
So Ricki told the Corgi, GSD, Labrador, Chinese Rat Dog mutt the story of how Maggie ditched him.
__________________________________
Chapter 2 will be continued laiter.
_________
Chapter 2 Continued
"Tough," Mutt said. "I'm shure she's just playin' hard to get, like my babe, Harley for example..." Mutt said, the thought of Harley made him drool a bit.
"Dude, your droolin'" Ricki said.
"Oh- Huh? Say what!? Oh, sorry." Mutt said turning red.
"BOYS!! LUNCH IS READY!" Mutt mamma, mamma yelled.
"Coming Grandma!" Mutt yelled.
"C'mon, Mini me, lets go before Josiph eats all the sandwitches!" Mutt coaxed.
"Shure!" Ricki said. "Sandwitches aways chear me up!"
They ran downstairs as fast as they could.
"Beat it, Joe! Give us some!" The young dog barked to his "little" bro.
------
Meanwhile, while Ricki and Mutt were munching on subs, Maggie and Harley were plotting, drawing, doing voodoo, and there usual to do's, sauntering around the house like mad fillys.
"Heh, lookie here, Maggs. It's Loki and Syd!" Harley laughed, as she held up a pincil pic of her older bro, with his friend, looking drunk, and dancing like mad.
"Cool, man!" Maggie said. "Looki at mine!" Maggie held up a pic of herself and Harley holding spraypaint cans, and they had written "Ricki and Mutt eat crap!" in caps on a Chinese resturant sign.
Harley coulden't help but laugh.
"Outta my room, Harley!" Loki's voice said as he stomped up the stairs, leading to the third floor.
"Fine!" Harley shouted. "C'mon, Maggie. Lets leave lover boy to himself..."
"Shut it, perv!" Loki yelled. "And out before I get mom!"
"Sheesh!" Harley said as she and Maggie walked down the stairs.
Maggie just looked confused.
"Ya'll arn't that tight." She said.
"Well you and Cenders ain't eather, homie!" Harley siad.
"Yeah, quite right, quite right" Maggie confessed.
CONTINUED...
_______________
Chapter 3
As soon as the boys finished there subs, they were immidiatly upstairs,
"Hmmm... What should we do, Mutt?" Ricki asked.
"I really dunno... But maby, we try giving them flowers, or chocolates, or somthing bigger..." Mutt said at his grin got wider and wider.
"What's that?" Ricki asked, exitedly
"A DOUBE DATE!!!" Mutt said.
"Ummm I dinno if they woul-" Ricki tryed to say. But Mutt cut him off.
"Ohh yes they will...." The mix of a dog said.
"I can't wait!" Ricki said.
"Mmmmhmm..." Mutt said, an evil look on his face.
---
Meanwhile...
Maggie and Harleyate there dinner at Maggie's.
"So what's up, girls?" Kya asked the two plotting canids.
"Oh nothing, Mom..." Magoe said.
"Mmmhmmm..." Cenders chimed in.
"Can it, nasty!" Maggie said.
"Girls!" Maverick, Maggies father barked.
"Sorry..." The coyote-wolves said in unicen.
"What's up with you, Harley?" Cenders asked the jet black pup.
"Well we're hoping we could spend the night together.. Is that okay with you, Kya?" Harley asked.
"Shure! Is Tiki okay with Maggs sleeping over?" Kya asked.
"Oh yes! I very shure she is, and thank you so much for dinner, Kya!" Harley said.
"Yeah1 it was great!" Maggie said.
"Okay then, bye, girls!" Kya siad.
So they Walked back over to Harley's.
"Ooooh! Wanna sleep on the trampoliene?!"Maggie asked.
"Yeeeah!" Harley said.
They got all there blankets (Cause even in Houston, it's cold in December.)
But there most important object was Harley's CD player and her O-zone CD.
"BOO-YAH!" Harley barked.
"Totaly!" Maggie announced.
They partyed to Fiesta all night. Wohoo! Lol.
____
More to come very soon!
